SCHINDLER SEZ: MOTHER'S FAULT, SERIES-US & NO MORE JUNK
Friday, May 18 2012
Old age isn't for wimps. Just ask me! Mother's FaultSince Mother Nature made everything taste so good and since we have to eat to live, I hate to say it, "But it's her fault I have a fat head!" Series-usThere is an old Texan saying, which goes,... Read more...
MY MOTHER WAS WRONG ABOUT SPINACH
Friday, May 18 2012
One of the great joys of getting older, and there is at least one joy involved in this grueling process, is discovering that you were right all the time. I try not to boast here because, well, that's just the kind of person I am. And, I'm not going... Read more...
THE PROCESSION HAS GOT TO GO ON
Friday, May 18 2012
Hans Christian Andersen first told the now familiar story of an Emperor who spent all of his kingdom's disposable wealth on being well dressed. He had a change of clothes for every hour of the day, and he spent more time in his dressing room than... Read more...
AT THE MOVIES WITH KASEY BUTCHER: "THE AVENGERS"
Friday, May 18 2012
I'll admit that the only comic books I've ever read are a couple of Care Bears issues from the early 1990s. I know that there are a lot of passionate comic book fans out there, but also there's a lot of us who just go to the movies without the... Read more...
BUT I CAN DO SOMETHING
Friday, May 18 2012
Irony is not lost on me. My husband Gene and I flew to Ethiopia to be part of a ministry team that delivered badly needed clothing and supplies to refugees, outcasts, and the infirmed. We arrived on a modern jet that had carried us across the ocean... Read more...
AT THE MOVIES WITH KASEY BUTCHER: "THE RAVEN"
Friday, May 04 2012
Any good student of American literature could probably tell you that Edgar Allan Poe died under mysterious circumstances. He was found on a park bench in Baltimore, Maryland, delirious, some say raving, even. A cause of death was never established... Read more...
IS TIME A FRIEND OR AN ENEMY?
Friday, May 04 2012
The Gracious Mistress of the Parsonage and me were locked in a hopeless Mexican standoff. She was effectively arguing her side of the issue and I was, well, let's say I was not agreeing. I will not say who won, just that it wasn't me.She then looked... Read more...
SCHINDLER SEZ: BI, IN REVERSE & THE HATERS
Friday, April 20 2012
Anything is better than nothing! BiWhile in the process of checking out at the grocery store the cashier asked, "Paper or plastic?""It doesn't matter to me," the customer replied, "I'm bi-sacksual!" In ReverseDan was having dinner with his buddy... Read more...
BE CAREFUL LITTLE EYES WHERE YOU STARE
Friday, April 20 2012
Whenever I am out in public, I try conducting myself with the greatest of care knowing that people are watching. The thing that bothers me the most is that many people have never mastered the fine art of how to dress in public.Some people have never... Read more...
AT THE MOVIES WITH KASEY BUTCHER: "MIRRIOR MIRROR"
Friday, April 20 2012
Perhaps in honor of the 200th anniversary of Grimm's Fairytales, this movie season is offering two very different retellings of the Snow White story. At first, I thought that the different aesthetics and themes presented by Mirror Mirror and Snow... Read more...

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SHINDLER SEZ: JACK, THE SHRINKING MAN & DICK
Written by Jim Schindler   
Friday, January 27 2012

"You can't solve a problem by throwing money at it!"
Wouldn't it be wonderful if our politicians and bureaucrats understood this?

Jack
A lot of people don't know Jack. Do you know Jack? If you don't, I'll give you a clue. His last name starts with a "S".

The Incredible Shrinking Man
"Dan," I asked, "how tall are you?"
"I used to be 5 ft. 11, but since my wife beat me down, I'm only five foot nine and a half."

Dicks
I have a friend, Richard, who everyone calls Dick. "Doesn't that bother you," I asked.
"No. Why?"
"You know the name Dick has a certain connotation."
"There are a lot of people out there with names like Jim, John, Bob, Harry, Josh, or whatever, who are called Dick and they're not even Richards.

 

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