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Written by Rev. James L. Snyder
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Friday, May 04 2012 |
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The Gracious Mistress of the Parsonage and me were locked in a hopeless Mexican standoff. She was effectively arguing her side of the issue and I was, well, let's say I was not agreeing. I will not say who won, just that it wasn't me.She then looked at me, put both hands on her hips and said, "Time will tell that I'm right."
I cannot wait. The problem is, time is never on my side. I simply do not know what it is about time, but it never does me any favors. Always, and I mean always, time proves ...
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Written by Jim Schindler
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Friday, April 20 2012 |
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Anything is better than nothing!
BiWhile in the process of checking out at the grocery store the cashier asked, "Paper or plastic?""It doesn't matter to me," the customer replied, "I'm bi-sacksual!"
In ReverseDan was having dinner with his buddy John, and his wife Sue, when the conversation turned to women.
"Women," Dan said, "are trouble.""You better reverse that," Sue snapped."Okay," Dan replied, "Trouble are women!"
The HatersNinety percent of all women haters...are women! ...
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Written by Rev. James L. Snyder
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Friday, April 20 2012 |
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Whenever I am out in public, I try conducting myself with the greatest of care knowing that people are watching. The thing that bothers me the most is that many people have never mastered the fine art of how to dress in public.Some people have never been taught how to dress, let alone how to dress in public. Whenever I go to the mall, and believe me it is as seldom as possible, I cannot help noticing some of these people.
What I cannot understand is why young men wear pants too big for them and ...
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Written by Kasey Butcher
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Friday, April 20 2012 |
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Perhaps in honor of the 200th anniversary of Grimm's Fairytales, this movie season is offering two very different retellings of the Snow White story. At first, I thought that the different aesthetics and themes presented by Mirror Mirror and Snow White and the Huntsman (at least based on previews) could make for an interesting contrast, assuming the stories really did do different things with the original tale. After seeing, Mirror Mirror, however, I'm not sure we really needed two Snow Whites t ...
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Written by Jim Schindler
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Friday, April 06 2012 |
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A sure way to alienate your grown children is to stick your nose in their business.
The Real WhopperI overheard one lady say to another. "I worked my derriere off for that company and they let me go."Looking at her I thought to myself, Lady if you worked it off, it must have been a whopper, because there's still plenty left!
The BogeymanIf most golfers put as much time and effort into improving their circumstance as they do their handicap, they would never again have to worry about the financi ...
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Written by Kasey Butcher
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Friday, April 06 2012 |
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More often than not, blockbuster franchises are light on content, heavy on special effects, and more escapist than thought-provoking. Easily my favorite part of The Hunger Games is the way the book and the film take up serious questions about exploitation, spectacle, and economy while still telling an amazingly compelling story.
Each year in Panam, a vision of the future in which North America is comprised of twelve districts of abject poverty and a wealthy capital, The Hunger Games are staged ...
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