SCHINDLER SEZ

Sometimes when people say, “No problem,” —there is.

Prince Poppycock
After watching “America’s Got Talent, and discussing Prince Poppycock’s performance, my eighty-eight-year old mother-in-law, Irene said, “I couldn’t tell if he was a boy or a girl.”
“The trouble is,” I replied, “I don’t know if he knows.”

Wise Words
If you think something small can’t make a difference, try sleeping with a mosquito in the room. –Anonymous

The Nose Knows
My twenty-five year daughter Rachel, said, “Dad, you’ve sure got a big nose.”
“It wasn’t quite this big when I was young,” I replied.
“You know your nose keeps growing as you age.”
“Dad,” she answered, “I just looked at your wedding picture, and you had a big nose then.”

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Jim Schindler

A graduate of John Carroll University and a successful businessman, the founder/CEO of Bandido's Mexican restaurants. Jim writes the "Schindler Sez" column in the newspaper. He also authors a series of books of short, true, and humorous stories.

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A graduate of John Carroll University and a successful businessman, the founder/CEO of Bandido's Mexican restaurants. Jim writes the "Schindler Sez" column in the newspaper. He also authors a series of books of short, true, and humorous stories. > Read Full Biography > More Articles Written By This Writer