You don’t have to own a donkey to kick a_ _.
On June 19th,
Don’t forget dad,
If it wasn’t for him,
You might have been bad.
The Smart Phone
“Dad,” my son Jimmie, asked, “Why don’t you get a smart phone?”
“Son,” I replied, “I never buy anything that’s smarter than me.”
When I asked the lady, who assisted my dentist today, what her name was, she said, “Amber.”
“Amber,” I repeated, “when you go home ask your husband what his favorite color is, if he doesn’t say Amber…slap him.”
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