SCHINDLER SEZ: FATHER’S DAY, THE SMART PHONE, AMBER

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Father’s Day
On June 19th,
Don’t forget dad,
If it wasn’t for him,
You might have been bad.

The Smart Phone
“Dad,” my son Jimmie, asked, “Why don’t you get a smart phone?”
“Son,” I replied, “I never buy anything that’s smarter than me.”

Amber

When I asked the lady, who assisted my dentist today, what her name was, she said, “Amber.”

“Amber,” I repeated, “when you go home ask your husband what his favorite color is, if he doesn’t say Amber…slap him.”

Jim Schindler

A graduate of John Carroll University and a successful businessman, the founder/CEO of Bandido's Mexican restaurants. Jim writes the "Schindler Sez" column in the newspaper. He also authors a series of books of short, true, and humorous stories.

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A graduate of John Carroll University and a successful businessman, the founder/CEO of Bandido's Mexican restaurants. Jim writes the "Schindler Sez" column in the newspaper. He also authors a series of books of short, true, and humorous stories. > Read Full Biography > More Articles Written By This Writer