November is the only month people don’t mind getting the bird.
I don’t understand all the fervor over the name Redskins, as in the Washington Redskins. Hell…I’d be honored if they’d named them after me and they wouldn’t even have to give me any firewater!
Recently, Justin Bieber threatened a neighbor who complained about his driving. Would someone please tell his neighbor not to worry? If the truth were known, Bieber couldn’t whip cream!
Whenever the girls,
The gossip flies,
There’s no end to it.
If you weren’t there,
I’m sure you knew,
The rumors and gossip,
Were all about you.
The Dirty Dog
When I told my dog to sit…he pooped on the carpet.
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